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BadSouthernRail

@badsouthernrail

This is a parody account with no affiliation to Southern Rail, it contains no facts, information or help to passengers... Much like the official account.

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calendar_today16-03-2015 19:51:32

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7,7K Followers

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Look, there's a Kath Kitson at #londonbridge, you can spend the four hours waiting for your train buying twee tat. Makes up for everything, eh?

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Passengers advised to check the destination on the front of your service as that's the only way you'll find out where it's going

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Filming begins on Avatar sequel after James Cameron completes construction of planet screen-idle.com/filming-begins… #avatar

Filming begins on Avatar sequel after James Cameron completes construction of planet
screen-idle.com/filming-begins… #avatar
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New Lords of the Rings TV show to have 562 endings and go on until the end of time screen-idle.com/new-lords-of-t… #LordOfTheRings

New Lords of the Rings TV show to have 562 endings and go on until the end of time
screen-idle.com/new-lords-of-t… #LordOfTheRings
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The time Gene Kelly was forced to remove gangster rap sequence from Singin’ in the Rain screen-idle.com/the-time-gene-…

The time Gene Kelly was forced to remove gangster rap sequence from Singin’ in the Rain
screen-idle.com/the-time-gene-…
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1, Hello, I'm Neil, I do BadSouthernRail and I think it's time to stop. Obviously, the trains are still a load of shocking old rubbish but I've just run out of funny things to say about them. So, best to quit while I'm ahead

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2, Thanks for following, liking and retweeting. I hope you’ve been mildly amused during those miserable times sat inexplicably outside Gatwick Airport. I'll keep the account open, if I get inspired again I may re-emerge in the future

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3, I should plug some other stuff I do because there's ten thousand of you, and leveraging your social media presence is what you're supposed to do.

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4, If you like movies, then I run the movie news spoof site Screen Idle which you can find on Twitter and Facebook. Podcasts I’ve made include Directors Commentary and Cooper (V. Sweary) that can be found on iTunes and other pod places

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5, Now, the next tweet is for the people run this company. Prior to this, this has always been a family account with no swearing. So, if you don't like bad language then perhaps give the next tweet a miss

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6, To all politicians and managers who run this misbegotten shitshow - your greed, incompetence and callousness have ruined lives. On behalf of everyone forced to endure your daily cockwittery - GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCK-FACED FUCKHEADS