No gender only bees

My dang kid, Dignity Smith, said ze dang wants to do some dang kind of dang ink art project, and dang asked me to share zir work. And I'm dang proud of all my dang kids so of course I dang will. #inktober #blasetober

HAPPY LESBIAN DAY!!

BREAKING NEWS: A FRESH DECREE HAS COME.

Wait what's happening? I fell asleep for a bit after the whole astroturf thing

I'm dang ready to dang party. Redid my dang nails and pulled out this dang special crop top, and brought all 24 dang kids along. Let's dang party right.

🎶🎵🎶We can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music🎵🎶🎵

Pretty dang glad we dang planted those spidermums for Cali in the dang Garden now. They dang were my moms' favorites. Dang thought that if there was dang lightning, Cali might dang come back as a spider/flower being. But if what I dang think is true ... this is dang better.

Good energy everyone?

Who is still the best team in blaseball?

I'm very upset that after covering the moon in grass it disappears

Hey. Thank God that some microtransaction happy company isn't running Blaseball. Imagine how fast people would have fallen off if you had to pay to add new players to teams ala a gacha, or if you had to drop real money to view each match like those pier side telescopes.

Dang yes, Beams win.

As the gayer blaseball commissioner I'd like to take this moment to remember Parker McMillan III, RIV