//Repurposing this account to amuse myself. Random musings of a self-quarantined Clint.

So I'm not allowed to leave my apartment by orders of Natasha. Okay, so Cap gave the order, but it's Natasha who is threatening to kick my ass if I step outside so who is really in charge?

I have a dog, Natasha, what am I supposed to do, teach him to use a litter box? I need to take him out for walks!

First crack at the litter box didn't go well. Now it's basically just litter only all around my apartment instead of outside.

Been taking Lucky out on the fire escape since it like iron grating? Worked great until my downstairs neighbour stepped out on his...

Found out pets can't carry this virus, so problem solved. Lucky walks hinself and comes back. Meanwhile I'm gonna learn to bake. Or cook. KD with hot dogs counts as cooking, right?

Why is Love is Blind a show that exists, and why can't I stop watching it?

I can still order pizza, right? If I pay over the phone and ask them to just leave it outside my door?

Time has no meaning anymore. It's dark out and I just had a bowl of cereal that was either breakfast or dinner.

//New Wanda. -post civil war recovering from the government's torture, they're worse than HYDRA. (Doesn't write accent)

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Right?" ◄ AU Darcy Lewis ◄ Crossover & OC friendly ◄ Banter & SLs welcomed ◄ Mature themes possible

-- Rocket Raccoon - 10+ Years Experience - Not New to Character - Lit & Descriptive - RT Or Bombs in Beds

"I can do this all day." -#WolfShifter -searching for SLs -Alpha #HowliesPack -Descriptive -Stony Preferred -Rt!

"Blow ѕoмeтнιɴɢ υp? Alreαdy dιd." •Noт ɴew тo cнαrαcтer •Nαrcιѕтιѕтc, ѕelғ-oвѕeѕѕed •Secreтly вroĸeɴ •Deѕcrιpтιve & Lιтerαтe

❝ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏʏs.❞ -ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ -ᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ sʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ Clint Barton -sʟs & ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ -sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀɪɴs ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ?

❝ɢᴏɪɴ' sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜʙ?❞ ⊗ New account ⊗ Preshipped ⊗ Avenger!Wolverine AU ⊗ #Skittle ⊗ RT?

"I'm not really a flirt; I just try to be myself" -son of Natasha -taken -bi -twin Niall J. Horan RT/Fave

❝ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴀɢ ᴏғ ᴅɪᴄᴋs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴋɪɴᴋʏ sʜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ.❞ -ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ -sʜɪᴘs ᴛʀɪsʜɪᴄᴀ -sʟs & ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ. ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇs.

"The Storm Rages On." - 9+ Years RP Experience - Not New to RP/Char/Lore - Ship w/ Chem - Crossover/OC Friendly - Comic Based Thor