May as well walk mate.

Because then we'd have to spend our money.

Someone has discovered our secret plan! Oh well, we'll just joke about free money!

This is by far our favourite song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=1LPNuF…

We've cancelled over 70 trains so far today, go us!

Nah mate, it'll be crypto only.

It's great, the train in the photo isn't in service which is why it's so clean. Those dirty Voyagers are delightful and polluting but we ignored them for this report.

But we want free money! What are we and WorstGroup going to do now? Ruin @SWFailway further? We like ruining the WCML!

No Avanti Late Coast service will run on April 5th due to strike action from ASLEF. We recommend walking like we always do as our service is as bad as ever.

Hehe, we're unstoppable thanks to WorstGroup's money and incompetence by Department against Transport (Parody). The West Coast will never escape our crap service!

Happy Easter! Here's to free money!

We're handing the franchise back!

Free money!

On May 8th, all our services (as usual) will be cancelled due to ASLEF strike action.

As if our WCML service wasn't bad enough, you can have another WorstGroup TOC on the route.

No one is going to take away our precious money made on the WCML. Time to start lobbying against it.

Today our new 805s ran with passengers, this was solely for good PR, expect the usual service tomorrow with delayed, short formed Voyagers

Ah shit, that means we can't charge extortionate fees on London-Manchester services anymore. londonnorthwesternrailway.co.uk/about-us/news-…

The launch of the 807s, like with the 805s, is just a press event. We love stinky Voyagers!

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