We are pleased to announce that The Go-Away Group have acquired this platform.

We're in discussions with WorstGroup to sell the 49% of the company owned by the Go Ahead Group (not to be confused with The Go-Away Group) to WorstGroup.

Discussions are now complete. We're now 49% owned by WorstGroup!

I know! We can't wait to cancel this project either! ^SM

🎉 Construction of a line between London Waterloo and Weymouth has been completed! Only the Conservatives will deliver for our railways and connect communities in areas such as Bournemouth and Christchurch to the railways, which never previously had a rail link.

🎉 Delay repay charity of the month: October 2023 We're glad to announce we'll be donating your delay repay to the Conservatives this month!

What's a train? ^MH

First class ticket holders will now be banned from first class. Tory members, upon presentation of a valid Tory membership card, will be able to use first class areas. This applies to all TOCs managed by the department.

Why choose train travel? It's a stressful way to get around, you miss connections and you have the freedom to catch up on whatever you need to while waiting on a cold platform for your delayed train.

Anyone good with tech around here? The cancellation system isn't accepting my username - if the person who maintains the system sees this it's "Steve.Montgomery" ^SM

We are introducing the Stageflop-WorstGroup Act, 2023 which will force Stageflop South East (inactive) to join WorstGroup. This is upon request of shareholders. ^SM

We have concluded that train operators need to do more to prevent incidents such as these in future. Therefore we have instructed them to install bars on windows.

This account will be inactive until further notice. Control has been handed to the very incapable hands of Department for Transport.