Good morning.

🎨Morten Morland

And is, supposedly, designed to address a problem with voter ID fraud - which doesn't exist.

#PintSizedLoser #Sunakered

The latest in the flagship Tees freeport development.
More evidence local businessmen are lining their pockets with millions of £££££, in deals overseen by Tory mayor Ben Houchen.

Whats this I hear you say? Oh, only the community adding a note to Sunak's bragpost.
Fact cecking the government propaganda and showing it to be a lie.
AGAIN.

Perfectly created,

I see Chris 'Where Am I?' Philp was attending.
Shame he clearly understands locations in the UK, but doesn't understand different countries in Africa.

Fiona Bruce, 'How much support do you think there is for the Rwanda policy?'

Chris Philp, 'I think in some places it is pretty popular...”

*audience erupts into laughter* #BBCQT

Ben Habib here, showing his expert knowledge of dinghies in the Channel by rowing back frenetically on his *actual* words of the other day.
JH-B: 'You would leave them to drown?'
BH: 'Absolutely.'
No caveats, no 'of course not.'
Sometimes, the extremes of your ideology slip out.

A wise man speaks...

I've just noticed that #PintSizedLoser has been trending all morning.
I'll bet titchi Rishi is getting very tetchi right now, and having a right old temper tantrum.
He'll be stamping his little feet in his Sambas, or stomping around in his big butch workboots.

Conservatives #PintSizedLoser
#Sunackered
#GeneralElectionN0W

Some bad news, Liz…

New Private Eye out now!

30p Lee getting Reader Added Contexted over his ludicrous so-called 'polling' has brightened my day.
Oh, and by the way, #PintSizedLoser

Wait for the squeals of 'why can't I walk where I want?' posts.
Police clearly have intelligence that some are intent on disruption today.
Patriots, eh?

Reminder: as someone who was illegally trafficked to the UK, the Tories would try to deport Sir Mo Farah to Rwanda if he arrived today.