Congrats to us! 2 years!#MyTwitterAnniversary

You say: Depression I say: making the most of my mattress investment You say: ok....let’s try tweaking your prescription, just in case my medical expertise is correct.

Ladies, suffer from low self esteem? Go to a comedy open mic with all men at it. Guaranteed to feel better about yourself in under 2 minutes!

If it’s not worth taking an adderall to get it done, is it really worth doing at all?

Yep

When will we learn? Nobody needs that last shot of Fireball that the bartender gives to you at the end of the open mic. Nobody.

Jennifer Saunders about her comedy writing partner, Dawn French, in her memoir, “Bonkers.” We feel the same way about each other! #austero4eva

Sommer Austin @QuickSendTacos AusteroComedy need a calculator #NoShame

AusteroComedy @QuickSendTacos Sommer Austin tell some dick jokes #NoShame

It’s 1am and I have a pan-flute karaoke version of “Listen to Your Heart” stuck in my head all because AusteroComedy is back writing comedy again!

AusteroComedy (@QuickSendTacos & Sommer Austin) perform Depress-Prov at #NoShame

1/2 of Austero turned 35 yesterday, so together we are 75! 🎂🍾❤️

Loved seeing Ed Towns, Chris Trani, & @kellyehoward tonight at The House of Blues #chicago #comedy #TuesdayMotivation

We’re performing separately together! @QuickSendTacos Sommer Austin

One of us got to take a selfie with the incredible Elizabeth Warren , and the other ordered a device that removes skin tags to be delivered by 9pm tomorrow. So we’re both doing equally great. #WarrenTownHall #selfcare #Jealous

Sunday we’re joking with Alexandra Tsarpalas at 8pm

Just a regular sister convo between Sommer Austin and lalavonriot: How to Spiral into a State of Existential Dread

AusteroComedy doesn't know the recipe #NoShame