I learn via Reddit of a fantastic new poster campaign in my local area. reddit.com/r/Leeds/commen…

"Do you have experience with liquid chromatography?" "I mean, I have experience with gas chromatography so I'm sure I could--" "Oh we're looking for somebody with experience with liquid chromatography" "Please let me talk to somebody who actually knows what that means"

Do you ever look at those who are richer than you and think "Why them and not me?" and feel envious? If so, then look at all those in the world who are poorer than you, of whom there are far more, and ask the same question.

I haven't read it yet, but it absolutely lines up with my anecdata. Physical buttons was the right choice. Matt

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “MR LOVERMAN”. None of them responded with "SHABBA". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.

phd in physics. here's a tip: your first instinct when seeing ANY graph, anywhere, should be total cynicism. Try to make fun of it - say smth mean. "oh sure, this perfectly smooth line represents real data" Do this you will easily spot all sorts of propaganda methods

Oh, guess it’s still about protecting the children though?

As it approaches defcon and black hat here in vegas, my wife’s awesome thread for everyone coming to visit us. It’s currently 105 today (41 for you others). It’s going to stay like that for next week. Can not stress enough that you will need to drink more water than you think!

Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing

The answers to this...

There's a post on Mumsnet about an adult woman taking underwear back to M&S and being embarrassed because the checkout operator was male I believe she was genuinely embarrassed, but I don't think that then makes it reasonable to demand M&S stop employing men on the tills.

Linux on the desktop is starting to look more appealing by the day - not because it’s getting better, but because everything else is getting worse and piling on features I can’t stand

We’re aware of some online rumours, to clarify, no flags were harmed during the CCTV installation. The photo shows officers fitting a camera at a local church after vandalism reports. The flag stayed put. Please share to help stop misinformation and keep the facts flying high.

From the owner: "A huge thank you to Isaac Crystal Clean Windows York Limited. After this incident happened, he kindly came and cleaned our windows for free. When he heard about the hateful graffiti, he even helped us wash off the paint that was covering the word Chinese."

Private hire driver caught on camera road raging because he can’t drive the wrong way up a one way street! He then proceeds to spends more time shouting than it would take to just drive round the block the correct way. #angry #roadrage #dashcam #driving #bigjobber

❌ Disabilities don’t start at 9:30am, so neither should disabled bus passes. 🚍 Tomorrow Parliament will debate my amendment, backed by 50+ cross-party MPs, to scrap the 9:30am restriction on disabled bus passes. ✉️ Contact your MP and ask them to support NC2 to the Bus Bill.

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who

Somebody unplug this man's WiFi‼️ These are the lot who took to the streets of London yesterday.

Staff at Manchester Piccadilly too busy watching videos on their phones, chewing gum, chucking Frisbees to each other in the assistance lounge, to take me to the platform. Lights, sensory booth, water machine in assistance lounge broke, rubbish on the table.