Day2 of Calpol and tissues.

We were left unattended. So went wardrobe buying.

Old one, drawers and telly shifted and dismantled. Now on Facebook for sale. We build. In situ.

Ah, a visual representation of my life....

Nope. Front end of the truck still looks like a war zone

Favourite song of all time ✓ Michael Mann stuff ✓ Beautifully matched ✓

I FUCKING KNEW IT; I'm a hero.

Someone's still off school. And has tummy ache, sore throat and looks ropey. So, homemade snacks granny sent and baked cheddar for tea.

Sometimes this apps algorithms, produce gold humour...

WFH today as MS Teams sessions wall to wall. And poorly child. The volume of snoring out of this idle fuck, is ungodly.

Fucks sakes, that my top three hobbies ruined in one tweet

2022 dismantling of the 9-3 says hai. Me: "right it's due ticket in two weeks, it'll be done" Me 12 weeks later: well, that escalated.

18yr old today: £12.74 an hour on a zero hour agency contract No guarantee of work Oh and need £2k to buy a car to get to work, £1.70 a litre and then £4-5k to insure it for a year Not hard to see why so many of today's youth are out of work.

When you're asked to describe a weekend with Deborah Mattocks

Decided the 820Vitesse just won't get used this year, so price dropped as it's still sat in my parents garage next to the DB7. If anyone who was interested on here, remembers it. Here's the link; facebook.com/share/1CS8f6tj…

Now with pics. Which would help.

Not moved in 2weeks ✓ 189k ✓ 20yr old ✓ Vauxhall/GM shite ✓ Place your bets if she fires up....

Worse starts to a Sunday; lobster Benedict.

Doing literally ANYTHING on the DMax. Whether that's changing a wheel when got a puncture, reclipping the under tray that gets mangled weekly or washing underneath.

"huh, that's moist" "Finger licking good" "Tastes fantastic" "Who's had their finger in this?" "Mmm creamy" "Look at it glisten"