What an absolute fabrication. Madison, lied to me and begged the guy to not tell me about her indiscretion. Unbelievable #WWHL

On tonight’s episode of #southerncharm, ‘Austen does nothing pertaining to the incident, but just in case ya missed it the last 14 times in 5 episodes...’

Y’all! The ‘stranger’ at the bar that I was talking to about my love life, is one of my best buds from my college days. Lives in Nashville now. Jake Reaves , and I remember us having a hell of a night! ...after I dumped my problems on him

Sneak peak of me on tonight’s episode of #southerncharm

Two best words in sports: Game Seven #WorldSeries

LSU played for 4 Q, Bama played for 2. Incredible game. Dare I say I’m rooting for LSU in #secchampionship ? #heartbreak

Are you really home for the holidays if you’re not woken up 8am by your parents unloading the dishwasher ? #family

Now, THIS is Christmas... just need a glass of eggnog, and my grandmother telling me I won’t amount to much #HappyHolidays

Cameo made me this neat little GIF, so I’d be remiss not to share with you. I’m recording a bunch of these today while making cookies, watching HP (which are Christmas movies) and drinking eggnog. SPOILER ALERT: I am the holiday Cheermeister cameo.com/Austenkroll

I’m convinced that if a bird takes a big enough dump on the tarmac at LGA, your flight will be delayed.

I remember when I was in school, circa ‘08, there was a deal for 6 dogs, and 6 bags of chips for $6-7 or something absurd! I know we’re in dark times, but if we don’t support Tuscaloosa institutions, the landscape around dt will be much different than what we were used to #rtr

Here, here. We have a thing in my group chat with my HS buddies. Always inform the group when National Treasure is on tv.

This Kobe segment on #thelastdance is 💯

I invested in this cool company that rewards you for driving without looking at your phone! Download the app, and activate the ‘Weekly Cash Contest’ #onmywaysaveslives

22x !? Watch What Happens Live!

No. 54 , nice. Make sure to give it a download before the second episode drops on Tuesday! linktr.ee/Pillowsnbeer

Listen up y’all – it’s almost time for the biggest tournament in golf, I’m getting in on the action with DraftKings Sportsbook. You can bet $1 to win $100 if your golfer finishes in the top 10. Download the app, place your bets, and ride with me! #Ad #MakeItReign dkng.co/Austen

Listen up y’all – it’s almost time for the biggest tournament in golf, I’m getting in on the action with DraftKings Sportsbook. You can bet $1 to win $100 if your golfer finishes in the top 10. Download the app, place your bets, and ride with me! #Ad #MakeItReign  dkng.co/Austen

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