Posting this here cause mum doesn’t have twitter but wanted to thank her for the Easter gifts this year! Happy easter to all 🐰 🐣 🍫

Pussy in bio!!!

On the train from London to Edinburgh. They got on the mic before to apologise profusely for running out of sandwiches. Now they’ve run out of hot water, they’ll try to heat more up but not sure how long it takes
Good country here, incredibly normal

If only there was a way to not put 911 on a big sign at the airport

Immediately zoomed all the way in on the calf. All is well, I can tell

Was at Splendour all weekend and didn’t see a single crowd ask for a shoey or throw anything, great fucken job everyone 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Go Matildas Go Splendour!

Magnifique indeed.

I’m having a negroni and a Trolli sour gecko

Most famous cheat in the world talking about fairness in sports? He must have giant brass ball

If it’s illegal to do drugs and watch the bear then lock me up

Buh bye!

Advertisers are putting their whole EOFussy into this month

Do you reckon they’re suckin and fuckin in the submarine yet