“Remind me to never have a drinking competition with Cana again... The amount of alcohol she drinks can take down an elephant... TWICE.” Presses the back of his hand against his forehead, and chills it in order to soothe the pounding headache he's having.

|| How many more accounts do I have to unfollow to avoid seeing dick on my TL

Uppercuts his deformed looking ass chin. “Morning, dumbass.”

“I'm sure THAT'S the problem.”

❝ Juvia wants to know why Gray-sama hasn’t been shirtless in the last hour. Gray-sama isn’t sick is he? ❞

Decides to take a nap on top one of the guild tables.

Jumps out of the table in shock. “WHAT WHERE-” Sees the blonde mage standing right in front of him. “What is YOUR PROBLEM HOEFILIA?”

“GAH-” Gets Lucy kicked to the floor. Immediately gets back up and dusts himself off. “Geez Lucy, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend.”

“Woman troubles?? I have no woman troubles geez.” Looks away to the side. “The one who you should be worried about is Natsu, he's so stupid, I don't think any woman can stand him.”

|| It's an everyday battle

She's lucky he isn't awake to WHOOP HER ASS.

Revives with Guardian Angel. Roundhouse kicks him at the jaw. “Tell God I said hi.”

Natsu is scared of him, so that's why.

You know it. Fist bumps her.

HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD

❮ 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 ❯ ⮑Gurei Furubasutā ——「 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙼𝚎 ╱ 私と一緒にいて 」

|| That Black Clover chapter man... GOAT

|| Literally impossible to talk about the flaws of FT with someone who refuses to acknowledge it has flaws.

“Go, and I say this with the utmost respect, fuck yourself.”

“I'm back, you guys can finally be happy in your lives now.”