My “junk drawer?” This is New York, I don’t have storage, they’re all junk drawers! You need a pen? Check where I keep the utensils. Looking for a tea towel? That’s with the dog treats right next to the gas leak detector.
Tesla owners seem to enjoy when you can’t figure out their stupid door handles so I always say something like “hey man how the hell do I get into this piece of trash” to offset their joy
If you take pictures or videos of people making out or dancing or existing at festivals to try and make fun of them I think you should be forced to live in the woods with no internet until you develop a personality