“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

He’s like a James Bond villain that reveals his whole shit before he even does it. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

So, under this theory, could Trump sell pardons for cash wired to his personal account without facing charges? Could he publish an offer to pardon anyone who murders a witness against him? Harvard Law School, if this is your boy, please come and collect him. x.com/chucktodd/stat…

How $1 flows from Spotify to recording artists nyti.ms/2pWPMne

When someone regularly cites outlier polls instead of the polling average it's an **extremely** reliable tell that they're a bullshitter.

Rep. Kevin Cramer, the Republican challenging Sen. Heidi Heitkamp this fall in North Dakota, compared voting against President Trump in Congress to cheating on a spouse cnn.it/2uMaLih

I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful x.com/realdonaldtrum…

"That's the President of the United States of America ... he sounds like a drunk guy in Queens at the end of the bar" - Steve Schmidt on Trump's off-script remarks at tax roundtable in West Virginia w/ Nicolle Wallace Full segment here: tinyurl.com/ycgrnqxr

You gotta hand it to Trump, he knows how to put on a show.

Sometimes the fluffer gets to become the star of the film. x.com/maggieNYT/stat…

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m gonna wait till they release these on vinyl! washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…

And this also explains Obama’s caution in counteracting Russian interference during the run up to the election. x.com/ryanjreilly/st…

This is incredible. x.com/msnbc/status/9…

Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict trib.al/wjaOPqG

A highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. The Special Counsel’s work is being carried out by professional investigators—not political staffers. SC’s findings will be comprehensive & authoritative. Stay tuned, Mr. Trump.... x.com/realdonaldtrum…

At this point the US should just withdraw from Earth.

People thought the Stormy Daniels story was a tawdry distraction from the Russia story but it turns out it’s all one story

If you have much experience covering political scandals, it's hard to look at tonight's revelations and not realize that a bunch of people are going to be going to prison.

Clinton email investigation: -2 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions Benghazi investigation: -4 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions White Water investigation -6 yrs -0 indictments -0 convictions Trump/Russia investigation: -1 yr (so far) -19 indictments -4 convictions Just sayin'.

These privacy updates are killing me.