Congratulations buddy

As someone who has to wear a mask every day, I gotta say the Touch ID folks have definitely gotten the last laugh

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.

do y'all remember when snapchat would let you see who everyone's top 3 best friends were i miss that kind of drama in my life

It’s the not getting paid enough for the shit I put up with for me

I wish me a year ago could see me now

Meat loaf is fucking disgusting. Like who tf was the person that was like “yo y’all come try this loaf of meat i just made, it taste rad with some ketchup” tf outta here.

UCA BABY LFG!!!

Tf I’m up for right now?

Which TV commercial song is better

It’s the lack of serotonin for me

My spirit animal

More tattoos.

Interstellar is the greatest movie of all time. Facts

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Feb 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Feb 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Feb 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).