I’ve literally never met a man who is not named Matt

I love these women not rachel wolfson 🐺 especially bc I’m an insta bish but IM TRYING TO BE TWITTER SMART LIKE YOU BABES

God I wish I could shut up about how I’m not eating cheese right now.

I’m so bad at Twitter that when I think of things to tweet they’re really only ideas I should text to maybe 2 people

Have a job interview #OnZoom? Steamer Cleaners wants to help you look sharp so you shine!

Hi excuse me 90DayFiance your episodes are usually 16 hours long and this week’s episodes were a half second and we noticed

Doing the most with the direction, “don’t bite the burger.” Netflix for Gilmore Girls

.Netflix please give this ~extra~ extra from Gilmore Girls his own entire series

Famous dad alert!!

If Rory is so smart why can’t she read a room

Food IS a lot better when it’s burning hot. 😳 Ariana Basseri Fee

Orthodontists give you a retainer when you’re 15 then say good luck and peace

Watching @RobFee & Ariana Basseri Fee get hitched was the perfect example of how laughter and love complement each other 😍😍 a beautiful wedding & a great group of people to share the experience with 🙌🏼

…and this time, ♛Rey Mysterio❔ called the police!

This was supposed to be a happy time. #FreeDom

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I WAS (one of) THE FRIEND!!

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