He will begrudgingly wish Steve a happy birthday if they happen to bump into one another. No, Tony is not hiding in the workshop. He is working. Very hard.

He rolls over and groans. A good Fourth tends to make for a pretty lousy Fifth.

“Are we gonna discuss the talking raccoon or are we just letting that one slide?”

Steps outside. His sunglasses immediately fog up, telling him exactly what kind of day this is going to be. He turns on his heel and walks back inside.

Pours himself another drink because it's one of /those/ nights. He needs to feel something and the alcohol burns down his throat and sits warm in his belly.

"Where are all of these Asgardians coming from?"

If the media could stop digging up his old sex tapes, that would be great. Louboutin only has so many shoes...

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He's just discovered there is a drink called "The Incredible Hulk" and no Iron Man themed beverage. He very poorly covers up how deeply offended he is by this realization.

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It's Wednesday afternoon and he's a little buzzed.

Sometimes he misses the old team. Then, he remembers the time Rogers nearly killed him and he doesn't miss them anymore.

those “I'm so in love with you” looks

Is he dying? He feels like he's dying.

❝ 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝐼 𝑎𝑚, 𝑚𝑎𝑛. 𝐼 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑡! ❞ ⇝ Des/Lit ⇝ Ships w/ chem ⇝ New to character ⇝ Scouting mains and SLs ⇝ #TitansRP ⇝ #ᴅᴜɴᴇ ⇝ RT?