I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Waow 2026 Yowza

I sure do hope I don't drop my spaghetti

*senses you with my feelers*

I gotta publicly say something I can’t let my friends continue to get hurt by someone who has destroyed so many people mentally and has zero remorse. I beg you to share your stories regarding Swix, this isn’t online drama these are real lives being affected. Read below.

The heterocyclic aromatic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons from those meats are gonna do a lot more damage than whatever craze you have over a seed oil will

Hey girl You’re so pretty You mind if I come over to your place and tweak tf out

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels

Being a Republican is a personality defect that infects normal social relations. You'll be trying to work with a random conservative vendor for like, tablecloth rentals and they'll just start complaining about how people speak Chinese, not even any people nearby.

Happy January Swixth

U are one interesting critter bro

Jeez man Yknow I just don’t know why we so rarely see infantile hepatitis B in a country that has near-universal immunization to it You sure stumped me