I've been going out with this girl Rhiannon Gillespie for two years and she hasn't even worked out I'm two raccoons in a trench coat

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Charcuterie boards are just lunchables for pricks

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

This is just embarrassing at this point

Quick Tekken 8 review:

Drop your favourite DBZ character

Late but happy birthday to my beautiful and talented girlfriend Rhiannon Gillespie who I can't say anything bad about which means alot because I tried really hard to

Just a couple of goofy folk doing life together for 3 years Bruscar Weeb

An amazing 3 years with Rhiannon Gillespie and can't wait for more (this photo has been edited my heads not that big I promise)

It’s not up for debate - if you’re involved in chanting the one specific chant at the minute you’re a complete and utter moron. #lufc

One image that describes your relationship Bruscar Weeb

Snakes about like

Proper statement. Well done. And the ones that are mad are the typical “keep politics out of football” crowd. Every single one of you are cowards. I hope you realise how stupid you are one day

Happy birthday to Séamus Bond, your next 007 Bruscar Weeb

World IBD day and I’m doing bowel prep for a colonoscopy for a UC check up. The stars are in alignment baby ✨

Can’t believe Scotland have just won the World Cup, incredible