I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

Okay. My official theory is that Pat Robertson dying released such a concentration of evil that it blew back through the Hellgate opened in 2016 when the Cubs won the World Series and closed it.

Some exceptions may apply:

- Your doctor’s office
- Your library
- Your classroom
- Your bedroom

An Ohio teacher, who was reading The Sneetches to her Grade 3 class, was abruptly cut off by an admin when a student said 'It's almost like what happened back then, how people were treated. Like, disrespected. Like, white people disrespected Black people.”
dispatch.com/story/news/edu…

If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few hours the 7th rake would be even more hilarious

if you're in line for the speakership, stay in line

ok never mind it was all worth it just to accidentally stumble across this exchange between a judge, a prosecutor, and a federal agent where only the judge knows who biggie smalls is

Kicked out of the queue twice already after getting close to the front. Ticketmaster, you really couldn’t suck more. #TSxCapitalOne

Something that has been on my mind for the last...several weeks is that in 2015/2016, when people were calling certain figures on the 'Alt-Right' Fascists and Nazis, people were saying, 'no, you can't call everyone a Nazi because it dilutes what that word means.'

“Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died” is going to be a god-tier trivia question in like 20 years.

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

To Whom It May Concern:
I respectfully decline your invitation to attend a meeting as I have been told there will be no snacks

Pretty cool that Lizzo managed to play a musical note high enough to shatter white male fragility

Apologies if this has ever come up before, but has the UK considered reviving the economy by joining a large economic and political consortium of countries nearby, say in Europe?

in today's episode of The Kids Are Alright, Gen-Z for Change used bots to prompt Yelp to warn users about crisis pregnancy centers, which masquerade as repro health clinics but actually pressure ppl into continuing their pregnancies

latest Teen Vogue:

teenvogue.com/story/gen-z-fo…

So does that mean we drop off the babies whose moms were forced to birth them on the steps of your mansion so you can adopt them?

Just want to know the protocol.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.