non aesthetic things The girl reaction is priceless.....

Good morning 😘

Us in paris

I did warn you ⚠️

Current mood —

lol

Buckle up, buttercup

“We could do that, or...”

Translation: I'm afraid I’ve just placed your suggested plan gently into the bin.

Would you forgive me if I wore crocks?

Good morning Boo 🐹

'Uncanny tales of great depth... Every one will grab your throat while you look over your shoulder at that shadow in the corner. Best read in a quiet spot alone, so you can hear the voices' Clare Rhoden, review Aurealis 169

I’ve heard if you drink it quickly, the calories don’t count

When the guests arrive so you pull out the best plates —

I’ve said it before, but if we all just decided not to take part in Monday, there’s nothing anyone could do about it. But some of you always crack and actually start the day. Ruins it for the rest of us. We have to hold strong as a unit. Shame.

#WorldWar3

“Did you sleep well?”

Me: