BREAKING: Trump brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol

“Let’s have a nice relaxing Sunday morning” Me in the living room at 6 AM getting ready for USA-Canada

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside

The most important kill for the Americans since….Bin Laden?

A second goal has hit Tim Hortons

Connor Hellebyuck and this dude, the biggest heroes in America right now

Man nothing like lifting weights after watching America bend Canada over for gold. This country may suck 75% of the time now, but beating Canada in south floridas sport feels great

When George Washington invented hockey in 1776. This is the kind of day he envisioned.

Winter Olympics>summer Olympics

supporting team USA hockey in the olympics does not mean i support this administration & if you genuinely believe the 2 are synonymous i don’t know what else to tell you

Who invited this guy?

"Nah man, I don't smoke" 3 beers later:

Balance & Composure is truly the greatest sad band to ever exist. Hurts just right

Some days you get to the gym and don’t even wanna get out of your car fr.

Preferring this over 90 and humid is literally a sign of psychosis

Panthers ability to find new WW2 veterans to parade out is extremely impressive x.com/BR_OpenIce/sta…

the worst people alive love to take every single plate in the gym to do quarter reps on the leg press machine

As an adult male this is literally the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.

World War World War 2 <— you are here World War 3 2 World 2 War World War: Tokyo Drift World and War World 7 War 8

He just ran for more yards then he did against Miami! 😂😂😂