Liz not getting to eat an Applebee's Bourbon Street Mushroom Swiss Burger on 'Survivor' is the Joker origin story we deserve.

The parking garage getting to the Alamo Drafthouse in LA

If I wrote run-on sentences like this I'm not sure I'd be calling out others' inabilities to edit themselves.

good W tonight. DWhite is special!!

Thanks for all the support, will be good 💪

Been watching Survivor for 24 years. Feel more than comfortable calling it... dumbest cast yet.

Can't tell you how many long-winded solicitations I've gotten out of simply by cutting people off and saying 'I rent.' Immediate [click] or 'goodbye.' I might as well be a leper in this context but honestly I might keep doing it even if I do buy a house someday.

You know what they say: you can't keep an obscenely wealthy and powerful serial sex pest down... deadline.com/2024/04/weinst…

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Could have done even better if I didn't completely blank on Gerwig's post FRANCES HA acting career.

I understand it's somewhat algorithmically driven but pretty funny in light of the big Timothée news going around that it's not his name trending but rather the stan account run by a lunatic.

Bleeding out in the street rather than dying peacefully in a bed surrounded by your family to own the Libs. (I know there's no shortage of candidates lately but Whitlock has a strong claim on being the dumbest person on the internet)

My favorite part of the CHALLENGERS score (other than it being super motivational when you're running to catch a train) is Mariqueen whispering 'touch yourself' on the vocal track which is objectively funny considering it's meant to play under scenes of tennis.

The only review of CHALLENGERS that matters just dropped (three guesses who but you won't need two of them).

Not publishing my review for a couple weeks but CHALLENGERS becomes 1000x funnier when you realize it was written by Celine Song’s husband. Clearly he had a different take on “inyeon.”

The Jeff Wells to Cannes GoFundMe is like the ending of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE if all the citizens of Bedford Falls rallied around the worst man in town.

Sally Jessy Raphael is looking *rough* these days.

Ace is a classic dumb guy who's convinced himself that he's both the czar of Hollywood & a great wordsmith. 'Flaming pile of bile' is not an actual expression & doesn't make a lick of sense if you think about it. But sure, keep daydreaming you're Thalberg from your studio apt.