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Can't believe we're wasting millions on a dead-end Treaty Abolition Bill instead of another flag referendum.

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

So the government's response it to remove 'wellbeing' as a requirement in the Education Act.

There it goes: X throttling my reach — Elon Musk amplifies MAGA LIES. #TrumpIsACoward 💙 if you see this on your feed pls

Beneficia-friday 🧵 Let's start at the top - the number of people on working-age benefits. Should break through 390,000 souls next week - that's about 12% of the working age population. A few records broken this week... [1/n]

That'll do this week. I hope you will raise a glass tonight to the 40,000 people (net) who have signed onto jobseekers in the last 18 months. Each and everyone is valiantly fighting the invisible inflation bogieman on our behalf. Praise be. [Ends]

10,000 more people on benefits than expected at the Budget. Another sign of how weak the economy is... and bad for the govt books - that's an extra $3m or so a week in benefits, and lower tax revenue on top that that.

The gallant gentleman is amazing. Fighting *for* kids' getting a free school lunch. While simultaneously fighting *against* kids' getting a free school lunch. #neoliberalism #hypocrisy stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350415…

Same, Kitty. Same.

ChatGPT o1-preview is scary good. This is 100% how a human reasons.

Who did this? 🤣

Cade Wilson I basically used GPT to write the text of the joke and just added "Jesus fuck"

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!!

#SorryNotSorry

What I'd just say to you is, we won't preferentially fund health initiatives based on race, except for pakeha diseases of course. #CoalitionOfRacists

Spot on:

.JD Vance your running mate is Laura Loomer. Grow some courage denounce the racism.

RNZ has seen Te Whatu Ora docs detailing options to raise the "fragility level" for entry into aged care & to remove some levels of in-home support such as housework, meal preparation & shopping for people with mobility problems or recovering from illness. rnz.co.nz/news/national/…