one year ago today, i saw this tweet and thought “this looks cool, i think i’ll bookmark it and check it out tomorrow.” for once, i followed through, and after #oneyearofblaseball i’m extremely glad that i did

made a lil event tracker for Umpires/Zephyr/Burps if you want some semi-automated way to review what's happened. datastudio.google.com/s/u9LJ357ofWs it looks a bit shit but you can scroll and sometimes even the links work

72503 is the zip code for batesville, arkansas

oh parker

Another tragic loss for the ILB with the passing of Beef Knight. They were a cut above the rest. We find ourselves asking, "where's the beef," and then asking "where can I find recaps of site events in some kind of messages tab?" The answer to both is Blaseball.com.

bizarre box score of the day: the Steaks put up 7 runs against the Tacos in the bottom of the 1st, then both teams went scoreless for the next 8 innings for a final score of 7-0

this is such a blaseball

blaseball: making the impossible possible since season 1 (beta)

APPEALS HAVE BEEN HEARD JUDGMENT PASSED A CREW CHIEF IS NAMED THE BARD IS BOUND 1/? #BLASEBALL

Once upon a time, there was a splort. A game. Ace started reporting, analyzing, shitposting. Luckey jumped on board. The inexplicable became normal, memories created & passed around, and the Eras ended. So long, and thanks for all the Breath Mints.

thank you game band thank you blaseball twitter thank you everyone who made this such a special experience and community. it’s kind of surreal having this end after all it’s given me the past couple years but i look back on it so fondly. RIV and we are all love blaseball

i do hope we get a parker goodbye

You are no longer participating in the cultural event of blaseball

#BLASEBALLUPDATE: Every player has been Released. blaseball.com/released

[Luckey Haskins takes one last look out the windows of the Blaseball Prospectus office. It had evolved over the seasons, mirroring the changes to Ace, Luckey, and the splort they loved.]

almost wrote my blaseball sendoff as a parody of losing my edge and i'm not sure whether that would have been better or worse than what i submitted

all i needed to hear

#BNNFINALE Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around. No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts. blaseball.news/2023/06/14/bla…

Whew. These were emotional to write, emotional to read. You can find closing thoughts from both Ace (Ace Analyst) and Luckey (a.k.a. -J., J. Michael Bestul), and a whole host of amazing Blaseball folks.