Something I think about a lot is how hatred of benefits claimants is just acceptable hatred of disabled people

I’m tired of the Tories targeting benefit claimants. I’m tired of explaining to people who should know better why it is both immoral and illogical. I’m tired of the ease with which the rich and healthy target those who weren’t blessed with their advantage. I’m tired.

My grandma was my dear friend and role model. She passed away today at 93. The meanest thing I ever heard her say about anyone was 'it's easier for me not to think about that person too often.'

You know these days will come, but knowing that doesn't manage to make them easier.

Suella Braverman is having a terrible week, which is nice.

What are all those chairs doing in the way? Why did they do the photo in the chair storage corner? Who is running this fucking country?

A paid carer doing min 35 hrs a wk would receive £364.70. That’s 10.42 p/hr

Those carers given status unpaid (& all admin, advocacy etc.) receive £76.75. That’s £2.19 p/hr

Only, they don’t just do 35 hrs a week they often do 90 plus hrs a week. That’s 85 p/hr.

Why is this ok?

This is Harlan and Ada. They have just bestowed upon you the rare synchronized swish. Those lucky enough to witness it will receive seven years of good luck. 14/10 for both

A boy told my daughter he liked her

He asked if she likes him back

She said “I can’t answer that right now because you’ve only been nice to me for two days. I need to see how you treat me & others for the next two months.

Then I’ll know if you are someone I could like.”

at the chemist and there is a man asking for a cream to get rid of his daughter’s nightmares, and the sales attendant is so resignedly repeating, “sir, please, listen to what you’re saying”

This is getting ridiculous. Please don’t send in soft pretzels. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 13/10 someone help him

it doesn't matter how nice and neat you put away those christmas lights last year. those bitches been dancing around that box for the last 11 months.

My mama did CPR on me in my own bed 2 weeks before my 19th birthday, 10 years ago. She had nightmares for years about the sound of my ribs cracking. You are true warriors ❤️

Morning

Love making new friends whilst I’m out on my run - and this little lady has discovered I keep sunflower hearts in my back pocket to feed the birds with

We got acquainted quite quickly over these seeds and now we see each other quite frequently!
#tuesdaymotivation

Even turtles can be passenger princesses

“Traditional gender roles are inevitable because girls naturally play with baby dolls.” Sir, I played with gnome plushies engaged in cycles of blood feuds based on ninth-century Icelandic sagas. My toy sword sent 23 gnome chieftains to Valhalla before my seventh summer.

Sometimes I want to email a kid’s parent and be like “listen, you should know that your daughter is on the cusp of being a mean girl, and while this may work out for her short term, you and she should really discuss whether she wants to be selling leggings for an MLM in 30 years”