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@amyjosmyth

Too old for your shit. Retired af. Sassy Southern Smartass. Always Awesome. PhD. Decorated Champion. 3x HoFer. (rp)

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Being around drunk - I mean, beyond sloppy drunk - people has made me realize how awful it was for the people around me when I was doing that.

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Who wants to see me going after STEPH DE LANDER for the hole in her tights & her having no comeback. I lived for this moment, btw. youtube.com/clip/UgkxQj7dR…

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Maybe it wasn't the best idea to sit her down and fire the poor girl in the middle of the dining room so all the customers could see her crying... Sometimes management isn't so smart.

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Just checking in. For those of you who care, I'm still alive & kicking. For those that don't, I'm still here, bitches! I hope you're getting everything you want, but mainly, I hope y'all are getting exactly what you deserve. Be well.

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I'm glad to see that some of you are doing exceptionally well in your careers and personal lives. Please, keep it. The rest... go do some back bumps, ya losers.