Hello Donald J. Trump Ji ! I heard you love the Hindus.

Ab ki baar.. Gaand maar li yaar #MadhyaPradeshElections2018 #ChattisgarhElections2018 #RajasthanElections2018

Ek cute kahani Ammu ki zubaani: A frustrated UP boy with no luck in dating both men and women decided to become a Yogi. He now removes that frustration on the people of India as the CM of that state :)

Dear #Fans I didn’t say sorry... just followed Justin Bieber ‘s playlist! Sanjana Chowhan #BabykaBaba x.com/ncwindia/statu…

Tempest Surajpal Ammu Excuse me Mr. Dawood Ibrahim is talking like rubbish

I like scientist Rubika Liyaquat who figured thatwhen Big Bang happened, there was an OM sound in the universe. learn from her Neil deGrasse Tyson !

Rajputs As we claim see ourselves (Left) As we actually are (Right) #Rajputpride

Rashid Alvi used my kalachashma goggle (🕶️) to search Modi & it said he's the most estupid Prime Minister in the world. Alvi is estupid & hasn't gone to eschool because kalachashma google (🕶️) always hides the truth. WATCH youtube.com/results?search…

Wet sad to hear about #Sridevi Ji. May her soul RIP. Also, I hope #TaimurAliKhan is holding strong...

ख़ूब जमेगा रंग जब मिल बैठेंगे तीन यार Dr.GURMEET RAM RAHIM मैं और स्वामी ओम् ।

Do you miss us #Rajputs now? We were just burning buses and tearing posters... #LeninStatue

I want a statue of Tajinder Bagga but it will be so hard to make his beard and moustache with copper.

Gurudev are you sure your mum never travelled to Afghanistan or the UAE? Tajinder Bagga would know too!

This movie won #dadasahebphalke award! Please tell me what happened to the jury Rajeev Masand ? x.com/ammu_jee/statu…

I want to say that Gurudev is so hollow that he should have starred in the movie Hollow Man

Only Cobras should be allowed to wear cobra condoms #SayItLikeBiplab

Only #Butterfly should be allowed to eat #butter. #SayItLikeBiplab

Only Manu Joseph should read ManuSmriti. Wait, that’ll actually be a good thing! #SayItLikeBiplab

Only #Tweety should #tweet on Twitter ! #SayItLikeBiplab

Only #Pugs should be allowed to wear #Pugdi ! (: (: #SayItLikeBiplab