Hey everybody great news I just won first place in my polycule.

Happy birthday to Jerry Seinfeld is now 70 years old. And congrats to his girlfriend who remains 18 years old.

Happy birthday to Jerry Seinfeld is now 70 years old. And congrats to his girlfriend who remains 18 years old.

[Orson Scott Card typing]
Homosexuality is a sin. So anyways, the naked teen boy lathered himself up in the shower as the gang of other teen boys descended onto him in the shower....

Something I've noticed is much like the priesthood or teaching, a lot of bad people end up in activism. Terrible people being attracted to 'good person' work really helps hide how awful they are.

Keep your head on a swivel babes!

[Orson Scott Card typing]
Homosexuality is a sin. So anyways, the naked teen boy lathered himself up in the shower as the gang of other teen boys descended onto him in the shower....

I loved Joan Cusack in WORKING GIRL; she was the best thing in the movie. You could see the audience was responding to her. Why she doesn't get cast in some lead parts is a mystery to me. (1991)

Joe Rogan's head looks like a tomato whose fruit on the inside has been slowly doubling in size while the skin stays the same size

it's so cute when DJs are a duo, they hand off the headphones like 'ok, now YOU play music'

This is just the way the capitalism values people

this soccer match is INSANE

A guy who does improv just asked me out and I said yes and now we're on the moon

''You’re writing me a ticket for what? You cannot have a playground and not have bathrooms.’” nypost.com/2024/04/11/lif…

me when I can’t sleep

[guy reading the OJ Simpson wikipedia page for the first time]
“oh wow”
[scrolls further]
“OH, WOW”

I didn't know OJ Simpson well, but I watched the first third of his documentary miniseries 'OJ Simpson: Made in America' and I have to say our country lost a great hero today.

OJ Simpson died? You mean the first running back to rush for 2000 yards in a season?

He's getting another neck tattoo!!!

EARTHQUAKE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE