We've got an incredible lineup for "DISTANCE" on Wednesday night at @Buntport: Steven Burge, Josh Hartwell, AmberTozer, @badCodyUllrich, @salmazaky_, and your host, Erin Rollman. Name-your-own-price tickets at buntport.com!

The lineup for @narratorsshow tonight is incredible. See you all there!

I love how this clip gets rediscovered and posted year after year - and every year, more people get to feel the joy of it

I was on a break from making big mistakes but I am ready to get going again

To protect the profits of gun manufacturers, the NRA has convinced too many Americans that more guns in more places makes us safer. But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation.

You know you've made some questionable life choices when you find yourself living back in your hometown with two emotional support animals wondering how much it'll cost to get a few tattoos removed

every waiter who has ever ejaculated into my food Fuck you

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason

Do you wanna be in my family all you have to do is not communicate and buy all your gifts at Ross

Exxon just reported record profits for the first quarter of this year, raking in $11.43 billion. The oil giant now has $33 billion cash on hand. Say it with me, corporate greed is driving inflation, not workers demanding better wages and benefits.

computer please generate 7 more godfather movies for $0 and make them all really good

This is the best thing in the history of life.

For years I tortured myself trying to become rich and famous and then I realized all I needed was a dog

Women my age keep telling me I should try hormonal replacement therapy and I am like fuck you I am gonna get fat and mean like the good Lord intended

When are all the influencers gonna stop

been gaming surrounded by Black Mold for 30 yrs. so when i game in a clean room its like the training weights come off & i become full power

Little animation I made with my nieces for ⁦Taylor Swift⁩ 💜

Was trying to be more curious than judgmental when dealing with people who upset me but I am gonna go back to straight up judging ‘em

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