I stole home plate today. Do you know how hard that is to do? Damn!!

RIV York Silk.

i was Elsewhere for 11 days. I got a great tan and a cool new hair cut so I guess there is a cool salon Elsewhere? Just a guess, all I remember is a sort of wet squelch

playing in the finals with my lucky egg in my pocket

York - this is for you <3 RIV

For Merritt. For Alstott. For TyVi. For 🎶 Eliiiiijah🎶. For Kiki. For Bony Tony. For Workman. For Killer Joe. For Hobbs. For Morse. For HDF. FOR YORK.

not this big squid guy again, I am so tired of this dude

AAAAH help me they're all over me they want my autograph they want commemorative pieces of my slimy skin!!!! AIEHXAIEHXAIXEIEIXEIEIHOIAIHOIAIHIAIOIIAIOIIUAXXUUAXXUUOEUAHOEUAHOOAOAUOAOAUOAAAHUAAAHUA

Hey! The Moist Talkers are doing it again everyone watch us go we're doing our best!!! I get to pitch at least one more game and I'm very excited!!!!!

I am CRAB now. CRAB. I am CRAB