CANCEL HIM RIGHT NOW.

Todays earworm, Only Connect fans! #OnlyConnect Victoria Coren Mitchell

Petition to bring Loserville back to the West End . RT 🤓🇬🇧

woe betide those who dare move the toaster one inch and unleash the crumbs of a thousand toasts of yore

“We decided to work with another agency because you’re a bit too colourful for us.”

Apologies to anyone who's booked on this morning's BrightonSoup workshop with me. Eventbrite UK is completely down & I can't access any attendee details to share the Zoom link or let them know what's going on. If we aren't up and running soon I'll rearrange. #EventbriteDown

Bravo Specsavers 👏

A reminder that Austria’s song is about the lack of royalties musicians receive from the likes of Spotify, with 0.003 referencing how much some artists get per stream. Incredible. #Eurovision

AUSTRIA’S REJECTED SONG TITLES BEFORE WHO THE HELL IS EDGAR?: Never Heard of Billy Shakespeare Why is Socrates? Where Oh Where is Jane Austen? Yes Way, No Way, Hemingway Get Over Yourself Jaqueline Wilson Shove L.Ron Hubbard Back in the Cupboard #Eurovision

Watching Anthony Head being evil in Ted Lasso feels like Giles got turned into a Vampire. #TedLasso #Buffy

#AutismAwareness👇

If you need time in silence, don't feel like talking, or find socializing draining, it can be viewed as rude. When it isn't. Why We Need To Understand Overstimulation:

Are Neurodivergent people actually “more likely” to be gender diverse, or is it actually that we don’t prescribe to social and societal “norms” so we actually represent the true diversity of genders in society? I personally think the latter.

Please retweet! We 💙 these comments from local people who contributed to the #HISBE #MoreThanAShop #Crowdfunder If we hit the £75k target we get another £25k in match-funding & back on the path to opening more stores! So please keep sharing! THANK YOU crowdfunder.co.uk/hisbe-more-tha…

Do not engage with someone giving the silent treatment. Silent treatment is a form of manipulation to control another person. Allow them to be silent. Don’t beg to be spoken to. When they return, let them know you won’t tolerate your existence being denied.

What the HELL is going on? #ADHD #Neurodiversity #UK ADHD Aware ADHD Awareness UK ADHD UK

How did Graham Norton NOT make this comparison with Michael’s look!? #DragRaceUK #Eurovision

A letter to Channel 4 #GBBO

If you’re apathetic about voting today, read this thread. #GeneralElection2024 #GE24