Me singing to my Dad: “All I want for Christmas is yoooooooouuuuu… to stop going on about how much you love the A5”

Little maths problem for you: if I give £630million to my mates for PPE equipment that can't be used, how many nurses could I have employed instead? #RishiSunak

I don’t watch much telly so make of this what you will but the Traitors is the best TV programme ever. I’m loving it even though Twitter has spoiled it for me and revealed the winner

Desperately need a digital detox! Scary how much time i’m spending getting fingered

retweet if you think the government should just stop oil

I support the teachers strike more than the nurses… and I am a nurse! I truly trust my daughters teacher more than I trust myself

There’s no greater relief in life than seeing the “you’re muted” message on zoom after a rip roaring fart

Yeah sex is bad but have you tried being the parent that ISNT working a night shift then your kid has a tummy bug?

Reflecting on mine and #nicolasturgeon’s relationship: youtu.be/prgyOKVgC2k

I moved to Cambridge for love and that love is economic inequality

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Dear British Gas, Fuck you. Love, everyone.

I never virtue signal, if you don’t believe me just ask the refugee kids I teach English to

I think they've finally gone insane.

Starting to think Rishi is career planning for a future in oil and gas, I guess he's best to keep his option open.

Excited about this gig, people of Banbury: come join us