keeping up with FIVE different star trek series is basically a job and we should be compensated

"Of course, we know that the rapists who come after us may not know their history, and so may not be aware of the decades we spent in the trenches fighting for their rights, but we’ll rest easy knowing we did all we could." theonion.com/kavanaugh-thom…

A clearly angry Kagan pulling no punches: "The current Court is textualist only when being so suits it. When that method would frustrate broader goals, special canons like the 'major questions doctrine' magically appear as get out-of-text-free cards"

either i own 0 chapsticks or i own 15 chapsticks

youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9C1U… every time i think about this it brings me joy

i respect Michelle Branch’s restraint bc i would have dropped a piano on top of That Man

i am in a group chat with multiple straight men and i can't tell if they're calling each other "dawg" and "brotato chip" ironically or not

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point

they don't tell you in all the songs about california how many times you're going to have to vote about dialysis clinics if you live here

my friend is getting married to her former work nemesis this month so don't tell me romcoms don't exist in real life

hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep

the first 6 words of this headline are a jumpscare

this tweet just had to come straight at me and my plans tonight

i know twitter is burning but I’M excited about this ice cream news

i really think car insurance is the most joyless bill, how bout you guys