How in GODS NAME are the Arizona Coyotes worth $1 billion? It's just not possible. Somebody take a look at those books.

I did #HotOnes. My life (and my insides) will never be the same.

Yooooooo COLOR ME SHOCKED.

It’s 7:02am and I just got a completely unironic “Happy Tax Day!!!” From my wife.

52-year old Jaromir Jagr is back in the Czech Republic after his trip to Pittsburgh, and scored on his *first* shift 🚨🍷 (via Tipsport extraliga, h/t Cam Robinson)

LEAKED Salt Lake City NHL team Logo + jerseys. #NHL #SaltLakeCity #utahnhl

6 years later and I have joined the prestigious “Two Cup Club”

euphoria youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg

I wish I was in a group chat where I could talk about Kendrick’s diss tracks 😞😞😭😭😩😩 Drake is officially 0/2 on feuding with actual lyricists.

Why don't we just go out and get Johnny Hockey? #mnwild

"Hey, Bart! Summer's almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like?"

The sequel to Angels in the Outfield nobody asked for.

Enjoyed hanging out with Ryan Carter, Emma Carpenter, J.J. McCarthy, & Frecon this morning at TPC Twin Cities playing DUNK OR DIVE. Spoiler alert: I got wet.

I honestly don't think I can even hit my 3-wood 220 yds.

Hey Minneapolis, does anyone know of anyone who's learning English as a 2nd language? We're creating a goofy YT video on how people who speak different languages can connect with each other. Ideally this person speaks limited English and is comfortable having fun on camera.

Hey I'm performing "I'm From Minnesota" and other songs you probably didn't know I wrote NEXT SATURDAY 9/21 at PILLLAR Forum in NE Minneapolis. This is a FREE show. Doors at 6pm. @NurDRocks The Symptones Linus

The year was 2018. Songs about being from Minnesota were on top of the charts.... 6 years later and it's finally time to perform it live. This SATURDAY at PILLLAR Forum in NE Minneapolis. FREE SHOW. DOORS AT 6pm. @NurDRocks The Symptones Linus

This is probably the MOST professional project I've ever been a part of.

Hey everyone that still sees my posts! I'm making the great migration over to that new app that you're not allowed to mention on here (it rhymes with "Mew Tie") Profile is the same - @alexfrecon If you're on there give me a shout follow for follow baby!!

Hey Matthew Berry my buddy's last place punishment in his fantasy football league was producing a full-length short film about how bad he sucks. Your 49ers rant was an inspiration. Hope you and Fantasy Life feel that we did it justice! youtu.be/AklJBZXtsa4