call my bitch sneeze cuz her gazoon tight

a cultural moment

LFG

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

It’s their month 🏳️‍🌈💕

Taking the one unique thing about your brand and ruining it? It’s giving new Coke

Love being told to drop my bag at the “northeast” bag drop when I’m going to Dallas Southwest Airlines Orlando International Airport backed up through the food court with people waiting to drop a bag.

Damn straight

At a certain point, if we’re calling penalties for just about anything, you encourage players and teams to do rougher and rougher hits, if they know it’s going to be called regardless

This stadium noise is lower than my watch registers when I’m yelling at stupid drivers in the car

And yall thought memorial stadium was loud before? #gbr

RIP Dikembe Mutombo — legendary player, philanthropist, and star of the greatest commercial ever:

If you have to wait over a minute to throw a flag for holding, it wasn’t holding

still relevant