I mean, how have I never considered this?

Lol Eddie Garcia your worst fear x.com/theonion/statu…

Thanks @laurencbyrd14 - I loved FriendswithKids and didn't know Westfeldt's struggle! x.com/laurencbyrd14/…

Study: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime onion.com/1NeVkMY

Scientists are alarmed by climate-related death of coral around the world nyti.ms/1UTwJ8t

Pitch Fest RiverRun International Film Festival is great, talented filmmakers of tomorrow getting invaluable feedback from documentary giants. Honored to be involved!

Getting green with Alex Avril Klein & Triad City Beat triad-city-beat.com/earth-daily-5-… #earthday #tips #greenlife #funny

Safe. What a master class on filmmaking. And acting!Julianne Moore couldn't have more embodied this role. #IMDB imdb.com/title/tt011432…

On Prince And How The Loss Of Musical Legends Affects Our Brains wfdd.org/story/prince-a…

Hey Eddie Garcia we love watching Nick Offerman and alternate reality movies - yes? x.com/nick_offerman/…

.Jeff, just started following your blog. Great info, but I'm going to have to challenge your "world's best guacamole" boast!

What?! I didn't know Megan Fox had any babies! She IS human. Damn... x.com/TheInsider/sta…

So, Eddie Garcia you wanna get me a lil something? x.com/patricknharris…

Good advice for creative professionals from Jeff x.com/jeffgoins/stat…

I can't wait to read this book by my childhood doppelgänger Jessi Klein

Another one bites the dust... x.com/journalnow/sta…

My latest... x.com/thedailybeast/…

La Castiglione, teen mistress of Emperor Napoleon III & most famous resting bitch #RBF of the 19th century thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

"Don't accept the premise." - Peter Block lecturing @ UNCSA.