sadly “knowing ball” has in fact not made the list

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

@ us next time... don't forget, our 3 for $10.99 comes with bottomless drinks, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and a Big Smasher with fries. y'all could literally never.

Bruh ☠️

#MFFL

Mavs fans are crashing out 😭 (📽️: FOX 4 NEWS)

THE FRONT PAGE OF THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS 💔

HAPPY 50TH TO CHILI’S!! WE HAVE $5 PRESIDENTES ALL DAY TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

The horse is prepared for battle

This whole picture cost $21. They could never make me hate you, Chilli’s

Sadly this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

Hambone is coming home. Join us August 9 as Josh receives his Rangers HOF jacket.

Hello everyone! I’m thrilled to invite you to a show next month that features some very dear friends and collaborators! I’d love for you to join us if possible, or if you are able to donate anything is greatly appreciated! Link for tickets and our Indiegogo are in my bio!

when the meal is perfection but the youtube video is highkey trash

Thinking ab how y’all STILL eat fast food when you can literally get a burger with fries, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and UNLIMITED drinks for $10.99 at Chili’s…

one year since the Luka trade