Texas Courtney
@AlaskanCourtney
Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
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🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
@kimmie_c_
Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a joke
Schadenfreudelish
@aggierican
Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Cat in the Hat
@DomesticCEOCat
A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail rider
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@WaltzingMtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
The Gormogons
@Gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
laura
@fancythis
🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴
Lady Demosthenes
@LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
🍌 Duchess of Bananas 🍌
@AnnaDsays
Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition.
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@RantyAmyCurtis
RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Deebs
@DeebsFLA
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
G
@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
J.R. Holmsted
@JHolmsted
Jenn & Rick Show on @KLRNradio | @MisfitsPolitics | 90s/00s WB show junkie | I tweet what I want. #HookEm 🍷🤘🏼🏈 ⚾️ #ClubWeirdo
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@justthatG_uy
@TCC_Grouchy's ghost
George Wept
@GeorgeWept
Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.🇮🇱 ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorch
Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nuts
BrownSkin
@BrunusCutis
I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
Sturdy Jenn
@nogooddeed2
Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.
Witchy Chick
@1WitchyChick
I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. Bitchilante. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.
al Muslim
@almuslim33311
follow me I will follow back 💯💯💯💯🔙
Michael Henri
@dadof7even
🇺🇸 1A,2A,LGB. 20 yrs Navy,Dad to 7,married 26 yrs,live near Dallas,former oilfield. Currently X-ray service engineer. Deplorable-Ultra-MAGA.🚫sugar,dates
Molly
@For_nef0
i am a kitten
Steve Pruitt
@bystpruitt
It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war.
D. L. H.
@Faithsfire
Non-denominational spirit-filled Christian. I do not know religion and tradition, but I do know JESUS.
Michael Grimm
@MichaelGrimmNY
Newsmax Contributor, Marine combat veteran, retired FBI Agent & proudly served NY-11 in Congress 2011-2015.
Billy Wood
@1baptistpastor
Lead Pastor of ONE, Dad to 6, Poppy to 10, Married to the woman who's still the 1, Servant to the Lord of ALL. #JesusSaves #ATLSportsFan #goDawgs 🦌️ 🎣🥩
Station
@TheIrishJeepBum
Enjoy Life 😎. JEEP Beach Crazy OlllO. USAF Vet Met/Nav Tech Hurricane Hunter. Irish American 🇺🇸🇮🇪
NoSoupForYou
@cashmeifucan15
I’m handsome, intelligent AND modest. Formerly pre-med, pre-law and pre-mature. Elvis,Trump,Golf, NFL. Brown Belt but I can still fuck shit up. I cuss a lot.
Rogue Redhead
@RogueRedhead23
JR Texan
@JRdowninTexas
Conservative #MAGA #KAG Patriot, christian, husband & dad here to support my country #Trump2024 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇬🇧 IFBAP - not here for investment advice
Leghorn
@gbfritz59
Here for the laughs. Everyone's business is interfering with my pleasure. 'Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we dance to'
Runnerguy
@Ronswanson2010
Deplorable, sinner saved by grace, dad, husband, anti pharma, health nut
প্রভাস বেরা 🦋 (মোদীজির পরিবার)
@BeraPrabhas
MuskHaveFreeSpeech
@musk_be_free
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. OBEY
bedongba mulurro
@mulurro
(Romans 8:28) Even when it feels impossible to do so, help me to stand in faith that you are working this for my good. In Jesus name, Amen
Michael
@Michael22701079
America first combat veteran! #FJB
Charles
@Charles90811361
J-HawkNSC
@JayhawknTN
Tribal Elder. Retired. Old Jayhawk. Married 49 years...to the same woman! RockChalk! Never forget Las Vegas,Lahaina, Benghazi, Afghanistan. Texas Forever!
JUSTFACTS
@Fcyourfeelings
#FACTSMATTER I believe in facts and nothing else. no matter which political side you trash, make it true...
Joseph Milwee
@Jmilwee80
• Girl dad • Detroit Red Wings fan • 🇺🇸 AF •
Cynthia D Chin
@mommachin
Godly Teachings
@GodlyTeachings
God loves you all! I love you all! God bless! ✝️❤️🙏
Jeff M.
@SilverbulletX24
AirPyrate77
@AirPyrate77
Avast!
Carolyn Bridget Kennedy
@CarolynBKennedy
🇨🇦 Actor/Filmmaker in LA @sagaftra @ACTRAnational @groundlings @ucbtla @SecondCityLA #StandUp Agents: @90210Talent @HeroArtists Publicist @WendyShepherd
demise188
@demise188
Mom of 4
Hugh Jass PhD (Alpha Jass)
@dr_hugh_jass
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Credo ut intelligam. Team Control Group.
Marshall Mann
@iammarshallmann
Options Trader 📈 Curator 🎧 Podcast Host🎙
AINSHOP.TOKYO
@ainshop_tokyo
🌸 Authentic Japanese snacks, beauty, toys & more! Shop the best from 🇯🇵 to Southeast Asia. Click for exclusive deals! #JapanGoods 🍬💄🎮
Scarlett 🍸
@fledtothesouth
Purple State Voter
Texas Son(Descendant of Andrew Jackson 7th POTUS)
@9186Retired
RetiredLawEnforcement(City,State SplTxRanger) 2 term Sheriff.Rancher,oil & natural gas producer.cotton grower.
SavageCanvas
@SavageCanvas
𝔈𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔴𝔢.
Timothy Crull
@tcrull20
Andrew Sasser
@saintandrw5
Suncoast Class of 2019 Dartmouth Class of 2023 -AJS
Rick danger rodneyfield
@rick19341
Real Estate Investor & DJ. Imprinted Promotional Products Advisor. Elon liked one of my posts!
Corr
@CorrGov
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ― A. Lincoln #1A #2A
S-Matrix
@SMatrixElement
WaywardDawg
@waywarddawg
Strucka Nerve
@Christi70876662
Conservative wife and mom just keeping up on the news.
Nobody
@NotABot314
I’ll just see myself out.
Bob Stockton
@bobstockton934
Had to get off my business account so I could speak my mind. I am ALL things Trump, guns, and America. Period. No, I will not buy your nudes or Bitcoin. One more Thing
@Again1MoreThing
Jerry Fuhrman
@jerryfuhrman22
BS MS #1A #2A #4A #5A #6A libertarian; ΔΜΔ Honor Society 🇺🇸 USA für AfD 🇩🇪 'Life, Liberty, Property'; '-Locke
H. Reardon Metal
@H_Rearden_metal
Just get out of our way
Misty_Moutain_Pop
@MistyMoutainPop
I don't say much.
Messenger of GOD'S REVELATION
@XrpIion
Son of the Most High Living GOD, Cousin w/ WD GANN: Sacred Math RSR 37 yrs, Philo Math, 14th Gen Am. Chairman & Founder, Humanitarian Trust Compliance Services™