Why is Helen standing in the way of Cape Independence? 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

I'm making a list of politicians that will not be welcome in a Free and Independent Cape. Helen is #1 - It's only fair. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

I'm calling in sick for the rest of the month. My TDS is acting up again. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

I'm against lowering the speed limits. People with brain injuries are the most loyal DA voters. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

The DA is not an irrelevant party! We are the most important obstacle in gaining Cape Independence. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

I suspect the DA is rapidly losing support.

Internal polling shows that as the DA adopts ANC race based policies, we are gaining more black voters than we are losing white voters. Fantastic news! 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

The idea that the DA is gleefully stabbing its voters in the back is wildly overblown! Small parties are to blame for spreading this misinformation! 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

“He is fiddling while Rome is burning, and, unlike the enormous majority of people who do this, fiddling with his face toward the flames.” ― George Orwell Always enjoyed that quote.

The scandalous whispers that Steenhuisen’s doling out bedroom favors to ANC bigwigs is total hogwash! As if he’s got time between negotiating apple exports and keeping Helen satisfied. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

I strongly condemn the comments that John is just a 'Soros meat puppet'. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

Our 2030 vision for the DA: Headless (and rudderless). 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

We're pimping Steenhuisen out at a discount this week. Email: [email protected] for details. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

Sith Lord Winde 🇿🇦 Western Cape You're the real leader of DA, Gogo Zille must go on pension

Comrade Steenhuisen is not compromised! He’s too busy botching election promises. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

Now that the DA is part of the ANC - our only hope is an unelected one world government!

X rules have changed. I've revealed what you all suspected... I'm really a Sith Lord! I'll probably be posting a lot less now. Thank you for all the funny comments over the last ~2 years - it's been loads of fun!! 🫡 (in memory of a good friend) Remember, Alan Winde is the