Told this before, but went to see Robin Hood: Men In Tights at the old ABC in Wakefield. The trailers included one for Free Willy, and when the voiceover guy said 'Free Willy' some kid shouted 'YES PLEASE!'
For the sake of not getting upset, I'm just going to imagine the fox was really kind, the Gingerbread Boy had a fun time crossing the river with him and when he got to the other side they parted ways as the best of friends.
Some truly warped replies to this post that is simply pointing out that this product is expensive for what it is. Everything from 'what about the poor bean farmer' to 'did you vote for Brexit'.
Not seen Humza Yousaf's speech yet, but given the chance I'd always go for the Ray Patterson Trash Of The Titans - Simpsons effort. 'You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye'.