Italians & Giorgia Meloni in particular, must be raging that M&S are subliminally calling for the destruction of Italy in their latest Christmas advert…

Dominic Cummings: “As well as the hairdryer cure, Johnson also believed the creme egg cure would work. That’s the real reason he was ‘at Death’s door’ in hospital…”

Personally I think there’s a very good reason John Lennon recorded it as a home demo & left it unfinished, but there’s clearly an unwritten law saying the teats of the Beatles cash cow must be wrung dry…

Yet another post, this time from Chef Reactions showing solidarity for Palestine! American readers may not be aware of the UK controversy regarding the latest M&S Christmas advert & will therefore not understand that my Xweet is dripping in festive irony 👇 x.com/chefreactions/…

Cutting edge technology is being used to milk the teats of the Beatles cash-cow dry, apparently 👇

“A stupid, cowardly apology from Marks & Spencer…”

A very difficult watch. Yes, Israel has the right to defend itself, but bombing hospitals & schools because it thinks Hamas might be hiding in them? With the terrible loss of civilian lives that entails? Really? Israel is now acting as the best recruiting sergeant for Hamas…

“Sex sweets” 🙄

Armistice: an agreement made by opposing sides in a war to stop fighting for a certain time; a truce 👇

No, but it might give his hair some much needed structure…

What is it with these Christmas Nazis?! Everybody can have the Christmas they want. Nobody should be telling anyone how to enjoy it. Or not. If you want to slob around & not see anybody on Christmas Day, why not? That’s your choice. Family get togethers can be fraught occasions…

‘Real joy springs from shared experiences.’ Arguing over watch to watch on telly. Arguing about who had the last purple Quality Street. Arguing about how much everybody spent on presents & how come nan only gave a pair of 2 for 1 socks to everyone, when we all know she’s loaded…

If I worked M&S I’d send her a voucher to spend in store, to compensate her for her ‘Christmas distress.’ Whatever the cheapest amount is…

Bought a book at a rastro today. ‘A treasure trove of ideas.’ If you’re strapped for cash, you can make a model of Billy Connolly for your loved one this Christmas…

Know somebody who collects records but has storage issues? Look no further 👇

I thought Elon Mess was supposed to be ridding Xitter of lady-bots, so why do big-busted girls named Eve, or Jennifer, keep liking my posts?

A breath of fresh air blowing towards you - over a sewage treatment plant?👇

Tories won’t be satisfied until all the UKs waterways are chemical hazard zones 👇 theguardian.com/environment/20…

A Dutch friend who has seen a copy of Omid Scobie’s book ‘Endgame’ tells me the Royal who questioned the colour of baby Archie’s skin colour was Prince Charles. I’m slightly shocked, as I expected it to be Prince Philip. The racist apple didn’t fall far from the tree then, eh?

⁦James O'Brien⁩ 👇 bbc.com/news/uk-684936…