Man, the restaurant industry is brutal 😭

A restaurant is a fantasy – a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.

Sunset in #brownsville Tx waiting on a #spacex launch.

* wears a hoodie *

My Acct: $1,400 Me at Adolios: I'll take the tree.

You know, compared to the 1400's, 2020 wasn't bad year 🤔

The cashier at stripes smiled at me and told me to have a good day ❤️ I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

Reminder: There's no reason to be the richest person in the cemetery. You can't do business from there.

If you don't like Adolios, remember that Adolios spelled backward is Soiloda which makes no sense, just like your opinion 💅

Well I made it through the day without having to beat anyone to death with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving.

If loving carbs is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

If 4 people cannot get organized to plan a carne asada... do you think the whole world will conspire to hide that fact that the Earth is flat? Yes, I'm talking to you Carl 🙄

Surprise. I'm pregnant 🤰

To that person that tipped 2% AND stole my pen... I condemn you to purgatory of barefoot LEGO walking 😤

Life is like a burger: You've to fill it with the best ingredients 🍔

Dinner without wine is just breakfast. 🍷

¿No te cansas de tomar en Adolios? 🧐 Ni que tomara corriendo. 😂

Pa' todo mal mezcal. Pa todo bien, también. 😂

A perfect meal is only complete if you have good companionship. Have a nice Sunday, everyone 👌

Time to revive Twitter, I guess 🤷‍♂️