How did people passive-aggressively yell at the world before social media?

There’s one person who emails me every week. Admittedly they’re taken for granted, because it has just become routine at this point. We all have good weeks and bad weeks. Through it all this person is still their, every Monday. Thank you Papa Johns mailing list. Thank you.

Age isn’t a number. It’s multiple emails about pendant lights.

Anyone else ever rewind Netflix because you’ve been zoning out on your phone for 20 minutes?

Hey woke people. Have fun raising your children in the world you’re trying to cultivate. Think really long and hard about your first 25 years on earth, and try to imagine all of your own mistakes being ridiculed by today’s standards.

People will tell you that reading two book a day is a key to becoming successful. What they won’t tell you, is that this doesn’t work with Garfield books.

If you get mad at Halloween costumes, I’m comfortable remaining strangers.

Some times I wanna just get on here and vent my whole existence, y’know. I could rant about things! How bout this: toothbrush marketing! Enough already, you perfected it in ’06. I don't care about how many cross action bristles you have. 3 is fine! 5 is comfortable.

Have you ever played a song really loud to make sure a certain person heard it. The music built you up and made you feel cool and confident. But you were so over the top, and they couldn’t hear the music, and also questioned whether you were having a seizure. I have.

I accidentally bought antiperspirant instead of deodorant, and now my hands are sweating like I’m about rap battle.

Seeing that mark normand is on JRE again, was the queef in the face I needed today.

Does anyone know who controls the conveyor belts at grocery store checkouts? Is it the cashier? Is it random? Is it the moons gravitational pull?

If someone refuses to believe in gosh, do they go to heck when they die?

If I have to say “wow, that’s crazy” twice, please wrap up your story or blow my brains out.

So no comedians diagnosed yet? Maybe we are the chosen people.

How little do you have going on in your life to get mad at a halftime show?

Hey Grok what are the percent chances based on all known information that Donald Trump had nothing nefarious to do with Jeffery Epstein?

Hey Grok what do you make of this?

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