Cardano, baby.

LONGING

Hey, Cardano! Tobias here.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, $idiots!

Happy New Year, $idiots!

New rule, Cardano community. Someone posts FUD, reply with the image below. We are holding the FUD till ATH 🤝

Fear not, I am but a simple crypto man seeking only safe passage to altseason. #NoADAFUDTillATH

We've played these games before. But will it be worth it, Cardano anon?

Our president is making stocks and eggs more affordable for all Americans and you are tired of winning? Did you even say thank you?

DID YOU SAY THANK YOU, ANON?

Alpha Hosky All stocked up on AdaIdiots Anonymous and ready to go 😎

LOCKED. IN. HAPPY FRIDAY.

Lock in, $idiots.

Happy Friday, mfers 🫡

What color is your Porsche gonna be, fellow prerich mfers?

"What UTxOs?"

Happy Friday, $idiots! Anyone find those UTxOs yet?

"Mr. President, after a thorough search, we have found your replacement billionaire best friend. He's a billionaire casino mathematician and PhD dropout. And guess what? This one's actually American!"