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American Academy of Apathetic Pediatrics

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Tell Me You Don't Care About Children Under 5 Without Telling Me You Don't Care About Children Under 5 (a parody of the AAP)

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calendar_today17-04-2022 04:18:10

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Another great read, more copious notes. Key takeaways: 1) Parents aren't idiots; 2) Parents are super-tired*; 3) Something about vaccines for under 5s** *idea: anticipatory guidance re parent self-care **we should totally look into this ImmunizeUnder5s washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/…

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"With no known date for an authorized <5 vaccine, we urge data once available to be submitted and reviewed ASAP so that we can offer a safe, effective vaccine to our littlest children." American Academy of Pediatrics Can't get enough? Mark Del Monte, JD Benjamin D. Hoffman, MD, FAAP ImmunizeUnder5s

"With no known date for an authorized &lt;5 vaccine, we urge data once available to be submitted and reviewed ASAP so that we can offer a safe, effective vaccine to our littlest children." <a href="/AmerAcadPeds/">American Academy of Pediatrics</a> 

Can't get enough? 
<a href="/AAPDelMonte/">Mark Del Monte, JD</a> <a href="/AAPPres/">Benjamin D. Hoffman, MD, FAAP</a> 
<a href="/ImmunizeUnder5s/">ImmunizeUnder5s</a>
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This is fantastic! It's been a real grind trying to figure out how to follow up our groundbreaking American Academy of Pediatrics Tweet re: <5 data review between our PAS sessions, but it looks like those heroes ImmunizeUnder5s started the MD/DO Letter to the FDA for us! Thanks, guys! ❤️❤️❤️

This is fantastic! It's been a real grind trying to figure out how to follow up our groundbreaking <a href="/AmerAcadPeds/">American Academy of Pediatrics</a> Tweet re: &lt;5 data review between our PAS sessions, but it looks like those heroes <a href="/ImmunizeUnder5s/">ImmunizeUnder5s</a> started the MD/DO Letter to the FDA for us! Thanks, guys! ❤️❤️❤️
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MD's/DO's: Cat got your professional organization's tongue? Looks like you can DM @MB_MD_FAAP or ImmunizeUnder5s to sign the MD/DO letter to the FDA for speedy review of Moderna data for the 18M+ under 5s waiting on COVID vaccines. Amy Dash American Academy of Pediatrics #ImmunizeUnder5

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A lot of people are talking about vaccines for young kids, but we believe six-month-olds who want COVID vaccines should speak for themselves! If you are under 5 and a voting, emancipated minor, send a crayon drawing to Dr. Robert M. Califf, Mark Del Monte, JD, & Benjamin D. Hoffman, MD, FAAP ImmunizeUnder5s

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In response to growing smoke alarm hesitancy and anti-water sentiment, the International Association of Fire Fighters has decided not to ruffle feathers by advocating extinguishing flaming 4-year-olds. Five and up still get fire services. We feel validated. ImmunizeUnder5s

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Pediatricians know that kids under 5 should have access to COVID vaccines. Parents know...even kids know. Is it *really* necessary for the preeminent national organization of pediatricians to, like, talk about it? Asking for a friend ImmunizeUnder5s American Academy of Pediatrics Mark Del Monte, JD

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COVID Q&A: Q: Why would having just one COVID vaccine for kids under 5 be confusing? A: Regulators are probably comparing to MMR, Hep B, chicken pox, and DTaP, where having a single option causes ... uh, constant, complete pandemonium. ImmunizeUnder5s Mark Del Monte, JD Benjamin D. Hoffman, MD, FAAP

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This is exactly the transparent, fallacy-free, coherent, scientifically grounded thinking we rely upon from Puffer Murks and which guides our own messaging and strong H2O advocacy here at the Academy American Academy of Pediatrics Mark Del Monte, JD Benjamin D. Hoffman, MD, FAAP ImmunizeUnder5s Betrayed Billy. Drink up!

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We welcome this submission to our Kids & Advocacy collection we'll be displaying at the next AAP NCE! @mamofdragoats we think your little one has what it takes to join our Academy someday along with Betrayed Billy ImmunizeUnder5s #ImmunizeUnder5

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Pediatricians are being told (warned) to stay in our own lane and not weigh in on the toll of gun violence on children. If preventable death isn’t “our lane,” I’d like to know what is. Child advocacy is as integral as otitis treatment to the practice of pediatrics.

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Oooooh ... was *this* all the hubbub ImmunizeUnder5s kept talking about, writing letters to the FDA and talking to Congress and whatnot? Well this does seem kind of sinister, doesn't it. American Academy of Pediatrics

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I know it may be hard for some to hear this, but there's more and more evidence that #COVID19 causes brain damage. Even if you think it's endemic - which it's not - this virus is not mild. nature.com/articles/s4159…