Me after seeing Baz Star Crossed Love in Las Vegas: (cc: John B.)

I absolutely hate NJ TRANSIT

It’s too damn early and I’ve got time, so let’s talk about the theatre influencer. There’s been discussion lately about what the heck we are. Because we’re not quite critics and we’re not quite marketing. We are something in between. So hopefully this will shed some light 🧵 1/

No this is so true

matilda:

The Sparkling Peach Martini is a Barbie drink in a Barbie world 💖🍸

she's everything he's just ken

Something big on the horizon… 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Oh I’m going to do great #ErasTour

From The Athletic: The last words 13-year-old Logan Hale ever heard may have come from 49ers star Christian McCaffrey. Now, McCaffrey's taken up his fallen fan's mission. "It hit me really hard when I found out he got buried in my jersey." nyti.ms/3oUMEuD

hi film twitter. I need help. I need 1 ticket to the 7pm Oppenheimer 70mm IMAX showing at AMC Lincoln Sq on Thurs 7/20. It is my birthday and I will pay and egregious amount of money for a ticket. They released the showing late randomly and I missed the tickets. Please 😣

*sigh* Okay, I’ll give my take on non-Jewish actors in Jewish roles Disclaimer: I’m Jewish but I’m not speaking for all Jews here, just myself. Nor am I trying to negate anyone’s lived experience- all Jewish perspectives on this issue are valid even if they don’t align with mine

the striped blazer was actually an easter egg for the eras tour film releasing at AMC… her mind

HISTORY‼️ Joey Daccord (Joey Daccord) makes 35 stops en route to the first Pepsi shutout in #WinterClassic history!

This will be the Taylor Swift vs. Olivia Culpo bowl for me.

never forget what they took from us ...

hey everybody it’s the spring fling beer bash extreme !!!

In honor of tonight’s Tony Awards, let’s never forget Neil Patrick Harris’s incredible 2013 opening number. Over 200 performers on stage, and they never successfully completed it during rehearsals (which only started that day). Everything somehow went right during the live show.

Me in middle school: