Achewood still has the best punchline about celebrities dying.

Burn the tape. Fire the coach. Trade the team. Fire the GM. Trade the tape. Burn the witch. Coach the trade. Team the tape. Fire the fire

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Why would she say this?

i am going to miss G1 of Leafs-Bruins but rest assured i will find out what happened and be jubilant/suicidal after the fact as needed

Team, we are now using a new software that will save you time and make your lives easier. However, it does not work and actually sucks ass. Let me know if you have any questions!

american conservatives never had a turning point about gays, it was just socially unacceptable to voice those views for about 14 years and now that they've got license they're going full anita bryant all over again

ME: Hey man how's it g--

MY BUDDY WHO'S SUPER INTO FEMDOM:

to be totally honest i'm amazed the odds aren't worse lol

I didn't write any of this btw

they're not gonna do it but how funny would it be if the Leafs came back to win this game 7-6 without Matthews scoring