//so... someone went into the hospital I used to work at this evening and tried to burn it down...

//I have found my hot water bottle. Honestly, after the shitty time I’ve had, best thing ever

//Both in character and out would be hilarious xD

//Almost home time on my last night shift of the week. Get me home because it’s been shit tonight.

//Wow, doctors are absolute pieces of shit sometimes 🙃😡🙃😡

//When your dad drops off a birthday card for you and randomly gives your a perfect replica of Star Lord’s red leather jacket to “find a use for” 😂

//hahahaha I’m 25....

“I don’t approve of the language but, true.”

//*downloads dating app* *first person that pops up is a guy I lived with at uni* *deletes dating app* Fml 😂

//ITS JUNE 1ST IN 40 MINUTES WHICH MEAND I HAVE 206 DAYS TO SORT EVERYTHING OUT FOR CHRISTMAS. @_Spiderling_, DO YOU WANT POTATO FONDANTS INSTEAD OF MASH? ALSO I NEED HACE SOME CLUE ON TREE PRESENTS FOR YOU. DO I ORDER THE FOOD OR DO I GO IN ON MY DAY OFF AND BRAVE THE SHOP?!

Bruce banner looking lost and confused is forever my favorite thing in the whole world

//When work gives us all free ice lollies at 10am 😂

//Hi yes, the great big yellow ball in the sky? This is the UK. We don’t do heat. We do rain. Thank you. You may leave.

//lol @_Spiderling_ And I have to go to court at the beginning of next year 🙃

//Happy New Year to all you wonderful people! I’m hoping everyone has a much better year and that we get to spend more time with each other 💛💛

//Your girls possibly having some kinda surgery tonight/tomorrow. Currently waiting in A&E for more confirmation. In the meantime, would anyone like to entertain me with letting me do a thread of ‘Shit people say in A&E’?