The cabbage man tweeting from his burner account:

Witnessing this has gotta be in the top 5 best anime experiences 💀

they don’t pay her enough for this shit 😭

Love isn't what you say , it's what you do.

The bear necessities

born to be a dictator forced to be a woman

For incase you want to ask me for a favor

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

in case you forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎i’ll remind you ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ F1 IS BACK NEXT WEEK

Heads gonna roll. Rick and Morty drops May 24th @ 11pm

“what it feels like living with your parents in your 20s”

1 week until #F1 is back! 🏎️🥹

Luke Tawanda Philip Mahamba 😤

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

I want my people free from the shackles of being hurt a few times and shutting off from the world. Love. Love again. And again.

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household